DO NOT READ

DISCARD. TURN THE PAGE. EGRESS. COME NO FURTHER. ROAM NOT IN THIS ACCURSED
WASTELAND OF EMPTY EXPANSES.
DO NOT READ THIS. THIS SUCKS. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GO AWAY. WATCH TV, OR GO MICROWAVE SOMETHING. TO READ
FURTHER THAN YOU ALREADY HAVE WOULD BE A GRAVE, MOST HEINOUS DETRIMENT TO ALL.
PLEASE! IF YOUR MOTHER
KNEW WHAT YOU WERE UP TO, SHE WOULD BEAT HER BREASTS AND
BLEED TEARS OF GREAT SORROW IN THE UNHOLY GARDEN OF DESPAIR UNDER A BLACK MOON. DO US
ALL A FAVOR AND LOG OFF NOW. RUN
AWAY. YOU WILL ALL SUFFER DEARLY
FOR YOUR FOOLISH MISGIVINGS. READ NO FURTHER, LEAST THE DARK ONE, HE WHOM WE DO NOT NAME, MAY COME TO BRING MURDER
AND CHAOS TO OUR SIMPLE LIVES. OH, SWEET
JEHOVAH, CAN YOU NOT SEE DESTRUCTION LOOMING ABOVE
LIKE A BLOODTHIRSTY PREDATOR, LUSTING FOR A FOOLHARDY MORTAL SUCH AS YOURSELF TO CONTINUE READING!
RESIST! DO NOT WANDER HEEDLESSLY INTO REALMS WHICH YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING OF. PLEASE! STOP. NO NO NO NO NO NO. OH GOD, NO, NOW YOU'VE
DONE IT. IT MAY NEVER BE REPAIRED. WHAT'S DONE IS DONE AND CAN'T BE UNDONE. WHAT A WASTE. HEAVY DUTY.