"what, fair patron, doest thou hope to convey within your cryptic diatribe?"

"iS ALT ernative Na Cl oistered remarkably well in S heep herd mentALiTY ?"
again i do ask what doest thou hope to convey within your criptic diatribe?
once one has seen the epidermis alt itude becomes the breather.
nonesense aside, i pray thee to continue the diatribe.
the sounds with which i hope to write have not to be with thee tonight and should i die before i wake pray the lord my soul to take and if it's not by half past two then cobbler cobbler mend my shoe and twinkle tinkle little star william shattner drives a car and if i die before i wake may william shakespear bake a cake and if i die before i wake only nonesense have i spake.

-rlm