no we didn't use pagemaker or harvard graphics or corel draw or any professional layout program for our hardcopy and no we don't plan to learn one any time soon, and yes, we actually just type this shit up in freakin' word and cut it and paste it and xerox it and we don't give a damn about any stupid computerized templates or macros or state of the art whatever-the-fucks that supposedly make it so goddamned easy, because this is the way we like to do it and this is what's easy for us. what's a computer anyway, except a freakin' typewriter with a tv on it and a file cabinet underneath and it's really fuckin' hard to get the drawers open?! fuck that noise.
and, no, this website doesn't have frames or java or animated gifs or 16 million color jpegs or real audio or fuckin' shockwave, and yes these graphics are only two-color jobbies that we did in freakin' paintbrush, but you know what -- you know what?! -- that's fuckin' cool, motherfletcher, and you can stick stim and spiv and spanq and slate and all the other stupid-ass bandwidth hogs up yer goddamned ass until they get server-pushed out. take it or leave it, buster. this is how we like to do it.